Танцевальная постирония для геймеров. Крик души итальянского водопроводчика, чья принцесса опять оказалась не в том замке, и гимн бесконечным ретраям в соулслайках.
Пропустил перекат? Потерял все души? Го к костру, танцуем дальше.
[Intro]
Player One. Press Start.
Here we go!
One, two, three, JUMP!
[Verse 1]
Red hat, blue overalls, I’m on the run
Breaking bricks with my head, yeah it’s so much fun!
Got a mushroom in my pocket, feeling ten feet tall
Stomping on the turtles, watch 'em roll and fall!
Collecting all the coins, hear the bling-bling-bling
I’m the platform jumping, pipe-sliding king!
[Pre-Chorus]
Through the fire, through the ice, doing what it takes
Jumping over lava pits and dodging all the snakes!
I beat the boss! I grab the axe! I'm opening the door!
I’m ready for a kiss, what do you mean there's more?!
[Chorus]
OH NO! The princess isn’t here!
I fought through the levels and I conquered my fear!
Toad is just standing there, looking like a hassle:
"Sorry Mario, she's in another castle!"
WHAT?!
Another castle?!
Let’s go!
(Jump! Jump! Jump!)
(Wahoo!)
[Verse 2]
World Two, Level One, gotta do it again
Dodging flying fishes and the bullet men!
Grab a shiny star, flashing bright, running at the speed of light
Shooting little fireballs left and right!
I’m a plumber on a mission, I don't need a break
But how many castles can one turtle make?!
[Pre-Chorus]
Through the fire, through the ice, doing what it takes
Jumping over lava pits and dodging all the snakes!
I beat the boss! I grab the axe! I'm opening the door!
Please tell me that she's here... I can't take it anymore!
[Chorus]
OH NO! The princess isn’t here!
I fought through the levels and I conquered my fear!
Toad is just standing there, looking like a hassle:
"Sorry Mario, she's in another castle!"
[Bridge]
How many castles are in this land?
How many times will I burn my hand?
I’m just a plumber with a broken heart...
But I got extra lives... SO PRESS START!
(Go! Go! Go!)
(Level up!)
[Chorus]
OH NO! The princess isn’t here!
I fought through the levels and I conquered my fear!
Toad is just standing there, looking like a hassle:
"Sorry Mario, she's in another castle!"
[Outro]
In another castle... (Jump!)
In another castle... (Jump!)
Game over? No way!
See you on the next level!
[Verse 1]
I stepped in the cave, got cocky,
Saw that red screen laugh at me.
One bite, one blast, one dumb mistake,
Now I’m flying back to the menu screen.
Loot on the floor, my pride in shards,
I mashed respawn like it’s my job.
Same bad plan, brand new body,
I’m back again, still not robbed.
[Pre-Chorus]
Blink once, I’m gone.
Blink twice, I’m back.
Grin through the pain,
Hit «Retry», attack.
[Chorus]
You died again, I’m alive again.
You died again, I’m alive again.
Shake it off, run it back,
I get up, I’m coming back!
You died again, I’m alive again.
You died again, I’m alive again.
Laugh it off, one more try,
I respawn and I get high.
[Verse 2]
Boss had a spin move, rude as hell,
I got clipped by the basement wall,
Fell through a trapdoor, missed my jump,
Face first into a slime pit fall.
My little screen said «nice attempt»
Like it knew me way too well.
I heard my friend say, «bro, again?»
Yeah, that’s my favorite kind of fail.
[Pre-Chorus]
Blink once, I’m gone.
Blink twice, I’m back.
Grin through the pain,
Hit «Retry», attack.
[Chorus]
You died again, I’m alive again.
You died again, I’m alive again.
Shake it off, run it back,
I get up, I’m coming back!
You died again, I’m alive again.
You died again, I’m alive again.
Laugh it off, one more try,
I respawn and I get high.
[Bridge]
Patch me up with pixels and pride,
Put my grave marker back outside.
I lost my head, I lost my gold,
Still got one more life to fold...
[Chorus]
You died again, I’m alive again.
You died again, I’m alive again.
Shake it off, run it back,
I get up, I’m coming back!
You died again, I’m alive again.
You died again, I’m alive again.
Laugh it off, one more try,
I respawn and I get high.
